Drug No 1 is supposedly giving me a moon face and generally make me gain weight - hasn't happened yet but who knows. However, drug No 2 is reducing my appetite and in most cases results in weight loss. Noticed that already.
While drug No 1 is causing my facial hair to grow - I have a slight blond beard by now -, drug No 2 makes my hair fall out, my brush and comb are full of hair and so is the drain of the shower. There is still plenty of hair to go.
Then there is drug No 3 to counteract the gastritis and other digestive disturbances due to drugs No 1 and 2 and for the really bad nausea, there is drug No 4, but only occasionally. Twice a day I take drug No 5 to counteract pontential osteoporosis due to drug No 1 and then there are the drops and lubricants for the very dry eyes and nostrils due to drugs No 1-1000000. Almost forgot drug No 6, to be taken 12 hours after the weekly injection of drug No 2. An innocent little yellow pill that is.
Every night I sit down like a good little nurse and dole out the stuff into this neat box with separate compartments and put it beside the bed before I go to sleep so that I take drug No 1 at the proper time of my circadian cycle. It's like playing hospital.